Exploring the difference between the male and female psyches.
Ask your self theses 2 questions:
1.You are working on a big project on a tight deadline when you hit a snag.You want one way when your teammate,say Bob strongly disagrees .To break the deadlock,you:
a)Present your position,listen to the other side,then fashion a compromise
b)Punch Bob
2.Your favorite football team is about to win the championship,but the victory is stolen away by a bad decision by the referee.You:
a)Remember that its just a game and that there are better things in life.
b)Punch Bob
If you answered B on both occasions, congratulations you are male.If A was your preferred choice, you are either female,gay or overtly metro sexual.
Some psychology researchers delving into them male and female psyche(and no doubt eating up huge research grants) have made an astounding discovery-wait for it-men and women are different.
They reached this conclusion after studying humans and rats,which are extremely similar to humans except they are not stupid enough to do drugs or buy lottery tickets.
The researcher’s studies show that when men are under stress they respond by either fighting or running away.Females, respond it seems by nurturing others and making friends.This is big news it seems in the psychology community,which is apparently located on some distant planet.We, here on Earth, know that if two men bump into each other in a corridor,they’ll go like
A:Machan,Watch it!
B:Fucker.You watch it!
A:Oh yeah!
(they bump into each other again)
If instead there were two women:
A:So Sorry.
B:No,it’s my fault.
A:Say,thats a nice T-Shirt!
(They go shopping together)
If these “researchers” need further proof,just look at how men and women shower:
Women:
Take off clothing.
Place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to light and dark shades.Wear a bathrobe.If you see husband along the way,cover up any exposed areas.Look at womanly physique in mirror.Make mental note to do more exercise,sit ups,leg lifts,etc.Wash face with all natural facial scrub for 10 minutes.Wash hair with cucmber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Repeat to make sure hair is clean.Condition hair with mint conditioner with real passion fruit.Shave body hair.Get out and stand exactly on bathmat.Dry with a towel the size of a country.Return with towel wrapped on head.
Men:
Take off clothes in bedroom and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to bathroom.If you see wife along the way,shake wiener at her and make woo-woo sounds.
Admire “equipment” in mirror and scratch your butt.Get into shower and wash face.Blow nose in hand and let water rinse it off.Wash hair,make a shampoo Mohawk.Pee.
Avoid bathmat.Dry off forearms and butt only.
I think psychology researchers should find out if these syndromes exist in other species.They could put rats into a cage with a gun and some lipstick and find out what happens.My guess is there would be some fighting,Between the male researchers I mean.Its a shame this male aggression.Which has caused many horrible problems like war and football.It makes me ashamed of my gender.I think I am going to punch Bob.
written by a friend. (excuse vulgarity if any)
Ask your self theses 2 questions:
1.You are working on a big project on a tight deadline when you hit a snag.You want one way when your teammate,say Bob strongly disagrees .To break the deadlock,you:
a)Present your position,listen to the other side,then fashion a compromise
b)Punch Bob
2.Your favorite football team is about to win the championship,but the victory is stolen away by a bad decision by the referee.You:
a)Remember that its just a game and that there are better things in life.
b)Punch Bob
If you answered B on both occasions, congratulations you are male.If A was your preferred choice, you are either female,gay or overtly metro sexual.
Some psychology researchers delving into them male and female psyche(and no doubt eating up huge research grants) have made an astounding discovery-wait for it-men and women are different.
They reached this conclusion after studying humans and rats,which are extremely similar to humans except they are not stupid enough to do drugs or buy lottery tickets.
The researcher’s studies show that when men are under stress they respond by either fighting or running away.Females, respond it seems by nurturing others and making friends.This is big news it seems in the psychology community,which is apparently located on some distant planet.We, here on Earth, know that if two men bump into each other in a corridor,they’ll go like
A:Machan,Watch it!
B:Fucker.You watch it!
A:Oh yeah!
(they bump into each other again)
If instead there were two women:
A:So Sorry.
B:No,it’s my fault.
A:Say,thats a nice T-Shirt!
(They go shopping together)
If these “researchers” need further proof,just look at how men and women shower:
Women:
Take off clothing.
Place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to light and dark shades.Wear a bathrobe.If you see husband along the way,cover up any exposed areas.Look at womanly physique in mirror.Make mental note to do more exercise,sit ups,leg lifts,etc.Wash face with all natural facial scrub for 10 minutes.Wash hair with cucmber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.Repeat to make sure hair is clean.Condition hair with mint conditioner with real passion fruit.Shave body hair.Get out and stand exactly on bathmat.Dry with a towel the size of a country.Return with towel wrapped on head.
Men:
Take off clothes in bedroom and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to bathroom.If you see wife along the way,shake wiener at her and make woo-woo sounds.
Admire “equipment” in mirror and scratch your butt.Get into shower and wash face.Blow nose in hand and let water rinse it off.Wash hair,make a shampoo Mohawk.Pee.
Avoid bathmat.Dry off forearms and butt only.
I think psychology researchers should find out if these syndromes exist in other species.They could put rats into a cage with a gun and some lipstick and find out what happens.My guess is there would be some fighting,Between the male researchers I mean.Its a shame this male aggression.Which has caused many horrible problems like war and football.It makes me ashamed of my gender.I think I am going to punch Bob.
written by a friend. (excuse vulgarity if any)
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